I

Have

Always

Wanted to

See the great

Pyramids, the ones

In Egypt. But then, last

Month, we went to Costa Rica,

And it was like a thousand degrees

In the shade, and I realized that in Egypt,

It was like a million degrees in the shade, and

I’d melt in the refrigerator. And I thought, maybe

I shouldn’t go to Egypt. It’s too hot in places like that.

I’ve always wanted to go to Greece…

(Written by Andy Cohn 2009-04-23 – just so cool that I had to include it here!)