So hey – I got published in the Paris Review Daily!!! Very psyched, but my first reaction was “Oh crap – I need to go and write something witty and engaging for the blog, or everyone who clicks through is going to see me whining about poor customer service while trying to buy glasses, rather than lyrically riffing on what it’s like flying a Spitfire, or walking home from work at the South Pole.”
Damn, damn, damn. Be witty. Now. … … … Not happening. Sorry.
Or just go ahead and follow the blog, by clicking on that “Follow” button over there ->. Because I promise, really, I’m going to come up with something witty. Soon. Real Soon. I’m sure of it.