Okay – in the interest of journalistic integrity, I need to correct myself: Contrary to popular belief and prior assertion, the Center of the Universe is not at the base of the rocket on 35th and Evanston. It’s about a block east, on a median strip near the base of Fremont Ave. I know it seems like a small difference in the grand scheme of it all, but these things Might Be Important in an emergency.

I apologize for any harm or inconvenience I may have caused by my carelessness.